Friday, November 1, 2013

A Household "Tip" From The Checkerboard Aussies

Washing Dishes with Coldwater:

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks 
that worry about using cold water to clean. 
John went to visit his 90 year old
grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan.

After spending a great evening chatting the night 
 the next morning John's grandfather 
 breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. 

However, John noticed a film like substance on his 
 and questioned his grandfather asking, 
'Are these plates clean?' 
His grandfather replied, 
'They're as clean as cold water can get em. 
Just you go ahead and finish your meal,

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. 

Again, John was concerned about the 
 as his appeared to have tiny specks
around the edge that looked like dried egg
and asked, 
'Are you sure these plates are clean?' 
Without looking up the old man said, 
'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are
as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't 
 fret, I don't want to hear another word about 
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a 
nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's
dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. 

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't
let me get to my car'. 

Without diverting his attention from the football 
 he was watching on TV, the old man 
'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!' 

Meet Coldwater !

Bandit is the Checkerboard Aussies "Coldwater" (the dishes DO hit the Hotwater, so no fears if you come for Dinner)

Cindy, Owner/Breeder of The "Checkerboard Aussies", Australian Shepherd Dogs.


  1. I've heard variations on that joke before! It's a good one!

  2. Yep, we used to have a 'Coldwater' in our house too, lolol

  3. Enjoyed reading your post. We too use cold water for washing vessels...

  4. This is just way too funny lol I coughed on my coffee at the end, ha ha I love it !!

    1. Just incase you were wondering how I got her ,I popped over from Janes site .